ghostlytoastly:

i think all my problems could be solved with fresh blueberry muffins and holding hands with someone

mary-canary:

The Good Place Fab Four death after effects

Tahani: Some reporter asks Kamilah about her sister’s tragic death, expecting some profound and brilliant answer only to find that she is almost entirely apathetic. And boy, do people build their heroes up so they can tear them down. She goes down hard as a heartless monster. Her parents try to backtrack for her and throw Tahani a grand funeral. It’s going well until they show a pathetically short tribute video. The first reporter question they get is “why did you have hours of footage and memorabilia for one daughters documentary, but barely 15 for the others funeral?” Karma comes for them as well.

Eleanor: Since her dad is dead, it’s really only her mom and few terrible roommates who now call themselves “Eleanor’s Closest Friend” who show up to her funeral and more importantly her last will and testament reading. They discover that entirely out of spite, Eleanor left everything to her local Popeyes because the owner would occasionally give her extra fried shrimp. He uses her money to expand his business and put his kids through college. They thank the mysterious Eleanor Shellstrop at every graduation.

Jason: Pillboi sues the safe company after Jason’s suffocation and gets enough money to restart their dance crew.

Chidi: Since he is no longer bothering everybody with his toxic indecision, they can finally appreciate his work. Everyone loves a trouble genius who died too soon. His cowboy boot wearing colleague actually edits his treatise and published it. It sells very well and the school names the philosophy building after him.