We’re not good friends. Most of us never found the time
to get to know you, but that doesn’t mean we haven’t noticed you. We don’t
talk about it much, but it’s no secret that Sunnydale High isn’t really
like other high schools. A lot of weird stuff happens here.
But, whenever there was a problem or something creepy happened,
you seemed to show up and stop it. Most of the people here have been saved
by you, or helped by you at one time or another. We’re proud to say that
the Class of ‘99 has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class
in Sunnydale history.